A mate just emailed me this: Man sues BMW for 20-month erection after bike ride "Just going for a four hour ride darling, be ready when I get back." Some of the comments are quite witty.
.........And to think I went to Mandello Del Lario on my Guzzi...........'kin hell, I would be a miwwionaire with a big **** based on his claim.......(**** = grin) .........I wonder if they will knock a bit off his......... (I mean, make an allowance for what he could achieve prior to the 'illness').......... AL
