Your arse isn't in great condition! Why does the seat have to be! Not that I've seen your arse to be fair!
Simon, Thanks for this pointer, however, it's gone now, to a fellow riding buddy.......Drat and triple drat to quote one Dick Dastardly!
Not required any more as I've gone for a new one as per Shoboshi's suggested sales route. So this thread is no longer needed.