You have had a persistant eye irritation for a couple of weeks and then your wife reaches over and yanks some overlength and undercurled eyebrow hairs out!
you are walking around(permanently) looking for your fucking reading glasses that you put down turn around and they have gone into the black hole that seems to follow you around,(that has a huge collection of mainly screwdrivers and 10mm spanners!!)
Trick is to have several pairs of “readers” strategically placed around the house, and a pair in the car too. Just in case.
Agree. SWMBO keeps suggesting I get one, I keep telling her I refuse to look like an old lady in a nursing home ffs.
When you football stadium quality lighting to read the cooking time of something even with your readers
That's right! When you still have the same amount of hair, it's just growing in different places now!
When you convince yourself you have Glaucoma but upon inspection, you haven't cleaned your glasses for a few weeks. Dad taught me that one.