You know you are getting old when....

When online filling in a application form and you've to scroll down south a longway for that birth year.

 

When your old duffer drinking buddies are still using all the olden day measurements, lbs feet inches miles and acres and this still makes sense to you!

 

i kinda remember kamo... did a few motox days there... long time ago .
not sure where my bros new place is but its about 30 mins from whangarei 20 from the coast.. im just now looking at shipping options to get home... fucken nightmare

 

when you dont get a wee giggle from this.
https://twitter.com/Star5eed/status/1278780977792376835

 

I did a wee and giggled!

 

ahh fvck Finm , i have pissed myself................ love the guy coming around into the aisle.

 

Definitely feel like you're getting old when there is some "celebrity" bollox on the TV and the only person on it you recognise is John Barnes...

 

Who’s John Barnes?

 

BLM..........

 

Ex Liverpool football player, capped numerous times for England

 

When your kid asks “who’s this” when listening to Fire-starter by Prodigy.

 

He was briefly

 

When you spy a ribbon of cassette tape on the road and it sparks a nostalgia trip...

 

You want to install some software you had on your old laptop on your new laptop only to realise that it is on 3.5 inch floppies (ooh err missus )

 

.....when you look out the window on a Sunday morning and think “it looks alright out there I might get the bike out” then you think “but I’ll have to get changed, move the car out of the way, get the bike out the garage, then do it all again when I get back, oh I can’t be arsed” look for excuses not to do it and you put the kettle on and open another pack of Hob-Nobs instead.

 

Just trying to imagine the look on the stairlift fitters face when he realises

 

When these arrive during the week.

 

Turn them upside down then.

 

happy birthday bud