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Pesky Teslas

Discussion in 'Ducati General Discussion' started by Firebladeboy, Sep 29, 2020.

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  1. If you think the Tesla is quick, wait until the Porsche Taycan turbo S hits the roads.
    This will eat Tesla’s for breakfast.
     
  2. How about "creaming my pan"?
     
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  3. Washin' the dog?
     
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  4. The 992 turbo S spanks both of them ;)
     
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  5. they’re monsters
     
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  6. I’ve sat in one and undoubtedly it is a fantastic car but at £140,000 without any options it isn’t really aiming to compete with Tesla or sell anything like the volume.
     
  7. Not talking or mentioned about out selling the Tesla, talking about performance.
    Also the Taycan can repeat flat out acceleration time after time, unlike the Tesla which cannot.
     
  8. With punctuation I just put like a gel thing in tyres it stops it properly but £12 a go
     
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  9. At last a sensible and somewhat useful post :eek:
     
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  10. When I worked in Gibraltar in 2003 ish I was told of a lad who had his lunch attacked by a monkey unfortunately for monkey the fella was a rough git who instinctively swung a punch at him knocking him straight off the top of the rock I don’t think it ended well for the monkey if he has landed yet
     
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  11. Missed a commer or comma. And full stop.

    I’ll keep yer reet :D
     
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  12. he's never gonna be reet alas..
     
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  13. Aye. It is the cost that makes the difference .... all too often comparisons are drawn between the Taycan and the Tesla Model 3 and S, neglecting the fact that it is almost twice the price.

    Go up another £60K and you will be looking at the new Tesla Roadster which supposedly (when it arrives) will be the fastest car ever - sub 2-second 0-60 and 4 seconds to 100mph - with over 600 mile range. Bonkers!
     
  14. How do they get the range figures? Rolling road in eco mode or on a wet cold night with lights wipers and heater blasting out
    Recently bought an all singing and dancing dyson will run for 30 mins but won’t pick anything much up until you put in super doopa mode then 10 mins it’s as flat as
    Don’t think batteries are the future
     
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  15. I will never forget the day I was laughed at in college in Northampton for having the audacity to say one day we will be able to talk on the phone and see each other on a screen ...I mean even the teacher fella laughed at me...this was at the height of the minors strike as it was wooton hall college by the police headquarters and used to watch convoys of police vans heading up north to the strikes...it’s not long ago and what we can do now to then is unrecognisable.....batteries will in the future somehow be vastly more capable than now I reckon
     
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  16. You should have bought the Shark. Comes with two batteries that keep charge for a long time but the hoover picks F all up. :D
     
  17. Maybe but they’ve already had 200 years and your toys still die on Christmas Day and mr aa can’t get you going with a bucket of electricity
    Also makes you wonder why the ad men call the electric cars and cordless tools and not battery tools etc
    There’s got to be a better solution
     
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  18. The one with a plug sucks great and you can leave on and wife thinks you’re doing a great job
     
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  19. No ‘comma’ missing and my full stop is yellow with a shocked face :p Mr Gramma Police, check your guide book: it’s bad practice to place a comma before the word ‘and’.

    :yum
     
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  20. Been busy then? Good lad, keep at it :D
     
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