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God Give Me Strength

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Advikaz, Dec 23, 2020.

  1. Buy two large glass jars of products you buy. Once empty place a label on one for 'good memories' & one for 'bad situations'. You can then pop post-it notes into the jars & occasionally take stock of the fuckery takes place. I feel for you & have unfriended people for their bizarre behaviour & total disrespect to waking me up when they know I'm doing night work & such like.

    there's nowt so queer as folk'

    The remedy is to go around, get naked. Have a shower & make a cuppa tea still naked infront of her. When she goes mental (which she will) & declares to "get out of my house". This is your perfect scenario too end contact on an informal basis.
     
    #61 GunZenBomZ, Dec 24, 2020
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  2. Some excellent and also amusing ideas
     
  3. I would also add, at the very first sign of similar malady in the daughter run like f*ck! This kind of gender based insanity is degenerative and never gets better with age...:D
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  4. I think you have to be grown up about this situation, be the adult as it were! Call her fat and push her in the stingers!
     
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  5. Thats exactly what I said,.. I sometimes think alcohol is the catalyst, they can be as nice as ninepence when sober,....give them a couple of glasses of wine and, Bosh!! ..you’ve got Godzilla on your hands!!!
     
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  7. A fair few years ago my friend was in a similar predicament, fit bird, slightly psychopathic mother. His missus said to him, “tell me when I’m getting like her.” Fast forward 15 years, he finally told her, “you’re turning into your mother”, she hospitalised him.
    True story.
    Are you aware of the Crazy/Hot scale?
     
    #68 SHarper, Dec 24, 2020
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  9. @Advikaz you’ve had some great advice from the forum members here mate, as they say “ a problem shared is a problem halved “ really hope you see some benefits out of this thread.

    But I think the most profound piece of wisdom and advice came from Mr Bimble..........
    “Just take a big dump in her best handbag “ :poop::poop::joy::joy:!!..you’ll feel so much better for it !

    But make sure you’ve had a stinkin hot curry first :D
     
    #70 Poucher, Dec 24, 2020
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  10. Regarding: Two jars concept (good/bad)

    When we externalize issues & problems, we are also rejecting some part of are own action. I have given my small piece of advice to allow anyone too not allow such feeling to build up. And place them outside of ones self, releasing there choices & dilemma causing chaos

    Help, hindrance & advice we are all so capable.
     
    #71 GunZenBomZ, Jan 2, 2021
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