It’s quite a shocking scene to happen upon whilst you’re cycling around the local beauty spot, I’m still disturbed to this day.....
She has many wonderful qualities but an interest in italian cars from the 70s isn't among them. If people go dogging in old Alfa Romeos I might make more of an effort to get involved.
If they were unwise enough to go dogging in an old Alfa then they’d find that “having a steamy time lying on your back underneath a hot Italian model” has an entirely different meaning altogether
