Hat Mancock is sponsored by the Cornish Tourist Board who provide his services FOC to the government, otherwise he'd be gone!
Think I’d look miserable if I was forced to face that spectacular wank puffin Piers Morgan every morning.
He started of as this bizarre Tigger character, just happy to be there. Since he sold out to Boris and his mates now all that's left is Doormatt. Unlike a normal doormat for him, his mates step deliberately in dogshit and wipe their brogues clean on his back.
He's worse than average, but better than the current front bench average. Boris is too thick and lazy to fire him
To be fair, his range is a bit wider than that. He can also do “creepy” And he does a passable impression of Lieutenant Gruber from Allo Allô
Stay protected from brain damage from these people and just don't watch any news is the RIGHT answer,but i'm intrigued how DT's last day inoffice will pan out tomorrow......maybe playing Frank Sinatra's I did it my way at full volume.
Or, given his rather panicked and pathetic denials last week that he tried to incite an insurrection, how about Shaggy’s “It Wasn’t Me”?
He’s already surpassed himself at a campaign rally last Oct/Nov when he strode down the steps of Air Force One to “Fortunate Son” by Creedance Clearwater Revival. Clearly he’d never listened to the lyrics or someone in his team was trolling him, as it is a protest song about a “millionaire’s son” who manages to dodge the Vietnam draft, which, of course, is exactly what Trump did (twice) by pretending to have a painful foot condition.
