Times radio is sponsored by some asset management company - J P Morgan, I think. At the end of their ad, they have to say, "Your Capital Is At Risk" which I guess is the minimum required by law. However, I think that it would be much more noticeable to say, "We may p1ss your money up against the wall, where it will go down he drain, sucker!" I cannot understand why my career in advertising never took off.
