Their was a young man from Darjeeling Who caught a bus to Ealing The sign on the door said don’t spit on the floor So he lent back and spat on the ceiling.
A tutor who tooted a flute Tried to teach two tooters to toot Said the two to the tutor Is it easier to toot or To tutor two tooters to toot?
Off to the pub a little later. Fancy a night on the tiles. Lead fetches a decent price at the moment have a good un.