This is something that I signed up to. It is supposed to just give you local news but in fact it it is a right pain. In the latest instalment, there is this: Now, I may be a bad neighbour but as I sit here now, I could not give a fook on the cleanliness of my roof. Clearly other people do and so that must mean that I am a bad neighbour, And one that does not GAF! And as we are near the Severn, it is not unusual for a seagull to sit on the roof and they have been known to lay one whilst they perch. Clearly I should start to care about this and get the roof cleaned after every gull sitting!!! I am a terrible neighbour :-(((
I was on that in my previous area and it was good sport bating all the Karen’s. already eyeing up the next door in my new area as the locals hate “out of towners”. I’m very excited for the fun and games to come. They seem to especially hate anyone in a Range Rover. Anyone from London. Or anyone with a house that’s nice. Im aroused already. It is eye opening, experiencing & truly understanding how sad some people are to complain about stuff that’s so trivial (which is ultimately what it gets used for)
A couple of houses near me have had there roofs cleaned, to anyone out there don't do it as it looks bloody awful and wrecks the overall look of the house ( and not to mention the neighbourhood ) and could it make the tiles more porous?
It can be good sport. I got off to a bad start when somebody complained about cyclists. Being on a national cycle route, we do get a fair few on a Sunday in normal times. Berkeley was the unofficial rest stop where you could get a coffee. Somebody didn't like seeing too much flesh and wanted them to cover up! I suggested that the female cyclist contingent were no problem to me and could show more skin in hotter weather. Somebody else thought that the police should be called.... I never post know.
I'm on Nextdoor, joined a couple of weeks ago. You're right; it's full of people moaning about all sorts of irrelevant crap. Trying to sell a bed but it almost immediately suggested I halve my price otherwise it would demote my ad, price is not unreasonable for what it is. Just about had enough of it TBH. Yesterday there was some crotchety old git who was going on about women taking their kids to the supermarket when they should be shopping alone until someone pointed out they maybe single mums... Then someone spotted he's driven past three other supermarkets to to get this one further from his house...couldn't make it up. Valid complaints about people not picking up dog poo, then someone wades in suggesting that fido shouldn't be weeing in the street either... OK, will ask my dogs to hold it in until we get to the park... Bunch of cvnts
I found my local one centred mainly around dog shit and fireworks, got bored of it quickly preferring the local FB group, they are far easier to wind up. You only have to hint “I heard that empty retail unit next to the bank is going to become a CostCutter” and it kicks right off!
round here that would be a waste of time - unless you needed to hear the catch phrases: "fffffffsssssssssstttt, haven't seen one of those in years!" or "ffffffffsssssttttt, can't get the parts, y'know!" or "ffffsssstttt, better off fitting a new one, as long as there is no VAT", as in I claim back the VAT that I pay to B & Q (similar shoddy crap places are available, as long as they have a burger van parked outside - so I can stuff my face at your expense) and I just add on the VAT to your bill but do not show it as VAT, so I can pocket it, or "fffffffffsssssssssssssssttttttttt, I can split the VAT with you as long as you don't want a receipt!" etc, etc etc, until you feel the desire to live ebbing away from your body.......
