Something about imitation and flattery... Apparently this moxiao 500rr puts out a whopping 45bhp, who needs a 1299 anyway. I'll be honest I thought the images of this were something of a slightly xenophobic joke but this does look to be an actual product. Allegedly this monstrosity costs around 3.8k...Bargain.
Recon I could still get to McDonalds quicker on that than some of the “superbike” riders around my way
Yep. She has that look which suggests that matey boy is going to find out that when you say “I’m going to buy a new bike darling” and she replies “Do what the fvck you like then”, that it didn't mean what he thought it did.