Usain Bolt - Future Children’s Names

What about ‘Titanium’ or ‘Stainless Steel’ or even ‘Reverse Thread’.

All lovely names for children.

 

Dad why did you call my sister Running deer
Son when she was born I looked out the window and saw a running deer
Why do you ask Two dogs fucking

 

I know what his middle name is
Washer
Nut washer bolt,

 

‘Fucking’ , as that’s how I hear most bolts described.

 

Caphead..

 

Or Coach..

 

Alan.

 

Shotya

 

Crossbow
Rifle
Stun

 

Whitworth