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Aston Owners

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Advikaz, Feb 6, 2021.

  1. I only have an ex wife mate.

    Maybe that’s alluding to something :p:joy:


    And yes. Married and divorced before I turned 30 ! :yum Proper job
     
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  2. Sheeeet, Ive been married 30yrs. Altho, tbh that's 30yrs where I haven't been in nick or homeless.
     
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  3. I think I managed 3 months married :joy:

    still took two years to get rid of it though :eek:
     
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  4. My mate did the same but 6 months married.

    She was bang tidy but properly mental.

    She called the Police on him and told the operator that he was ex-Special Forces (he is), so they sent 2 wagons around with 8 Police Officers around to arrest him and then released him without charge.

    He obviously didn’t touch her.

    My lovely ex did the same to me but I wasn’t arrested.

    I love women.....
     

  5. Jesus Christ. There’s a great deal of that story that sounds like someone is repeating mine :joy:o_O

    The nuts ones are always a good shag though. But oddly this one was crap. Looked the part though.

    We had been together over 6 years before I lost sense and hitched her. She reeked of self confidence, mental health and low self esteem. What kind of man wouldn’t Marry the shit out of that :joy::upyeah::bucktooth:
     
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  6. Over 30 years ago I came into some dosh, and that meant I was able to spend £20k on something I ordinarily wouldn't have been able to afford. I ended up buying a 2 year old 3 door Cosworth and a new Fireblade. The bike was gone 6 months later for a house deposit, but I kept that Cosworth for 13 years. And I never regretted spunking away what was quite a lot of money to me back then. Buy what you can afford/want, while you can, no one knows what's around the corner in life.
     
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  7. As my dad always said...

    “Son, never stick your dick in crazy.....”
     

  8. My dad said the opposite :joy:
     
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  9. My Dad said "Jesus", when I started knocking off a girl with massive knockers :D.
     
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  10. I wish my dad had told me that. Would have saved me a small fortune. I listened to my mates dad who told us when we were teens "Never write a book about fanny You've missed."
     
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  11. dont talk to me about crazy women!! :D

    if its got tits or tyres it will cost you a fortune :p
     
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  12. I was always advised if it flys, floats or fucks it’s cheaper to hire by the hour
     
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  13. Mind you I’ve been married over 30 years so what do I know…
     
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  14. Got her :)

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  15. Thankyou mate. I’m very much in love :)
     
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  16. Looks miles better, and has more presence than any £40k dancing donkey.
     
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  17. Obviously you like it, ( it's an Aston).
    First impressions?
    Does it fit in your garage?
     
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