My bike has arrived at the dealer. It’s being built up next week, so I should have it mid to end of next week.
Do they play music and then you have to sit on the box you think is your bike? And if it turns out to be one of those £5k mountain bikes then tough shit, that's what you are riding home?
Or your given a double barreled sawn off and told to shoot two of the boxes. Pesky Pikes roulette Or like naked attraction and the boxes slowly rise up and you go out with the one you want to ride!
Dealer never mentioned anything about a free umbrella and wine? I better give him a shout - he'll not be taking my freebies!