Quotes

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by XH558, Mar 24, 2019.

  1. "A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of."

    Ogden Nash.
     
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  2. "But Marge, I swear, I never thought you'd find out"

    Homer Simpson.
     
  3. "When you you put a clown in the palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace instead becomes a circus."

    Turkish
     
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  4. Very fitting
     
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  5. Does this change depending on what messaging app the clown is using? ;)
     
  6. ^^ It could be that the palace becomes a post office o_O
     
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  7. People prophesy especially just before they die
    Socrates

    “A chicken in every pot; a car in every garage
    Herbert Hoover

    A second marriage is a triumph of hope over experience.
    Samuel Johnson

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    Francine Shapiro

    (Patrick Lyons - I had success using it, so including it here just once)

     
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  8. "A number of our blessings do us harm, for memory brings back the agony of fear while foresight brings it on prematurely. No one confines his unhappiness to the present"

    Seneca
     
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  9. The DJ on our local radio station, Mark Collins on Nation Radio South, has just introduced Perfect 10 by Beautiful South.

    "Next a song with so much innuendo, if I was to score it I'd give it one"
     
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  10. Luck is more likely to happen when preparation meets opportunity
     
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  11. Nothing will kill a great employee faster, than watching you tolerate a bad one.
     
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  12. The bigger the better, the tighter the sweater .
     
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  13. Nothing will kill a great soldier faster than watching you tolerate a bad one.
     
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  14. The more I practice, the luckier I get.
     
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  15. …A fantastic golfer once said…
     
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