Boot Sole Glue Choices? Aka "the Fish Pun Thread"

Discussion in 'Technical Help' started by The Royal Maharaja, Jun 12, 2025.

  1. I chuckled at that…..just for the halibut!
     
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  2. Thats two you've snook in!
     
  3. Holy Carp!
     
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  4. My Vicar always recommended the Holy Mackerel
     
  5. You got to be squidding me
     
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  6. No really, that and of course the Monkfish...
     
  7. I think you did that on porpoise........
     
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  8. You’re kraken my up
     
  9. krilling me too..
     
  10. Stop fishing for compliments :bucktooth:
     
  11. Salmon had to say it
     
  12. You've really musseled in on this thread! I think I'd better clam up
     
  13. Eel flounder if the glue doesn’t stick properly.
     
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  14. 'Eel have to mullet over
     
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  15. and he ought to know, constantly dealing with Prawn again Fish cans.
     
    #55 Chris, Jun 14, 2025
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  16. I want to write something about how Ivor's at fault for a thread derail...

    ...but you'll not catch me carping on about it...;)
     
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  17. In fact I'm quite happy, as everyone was contributing terrible puns to the max...

    ...but at least it's gone down to the minnow.
     
    #57 The Royal Maharaja, Jun 14, 2025
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  18. Gorilla glue. One bottle will cost about 6 squid.
     
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  19. Shouldn't that be " about sick squid" ?
     
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  20. For heavens hake this thread is a turtle disaster. It's become a load of pollocks.
     
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