Well, I'm not sure he did.... I think the Flying Scotsman comment got him confused cus he said "In which case it can't be the Flying Scotsman. I can't magnify them enough to read their numbers clearly but they are different and both could be LNER A4 Pacifics. The stripped down one looks like 4468 - The Mallard" Tbf - dad is 88 years old now & sometimes gets the wrong end of the stick.
After a little techno panic, his phone battery needed a recharge, me Dad finally figured it out after a little prompting.... And as this is the random picture thread, this is what you get when you google 'the mallard in green'
Young woman goes into the tatto shop and asks for a portrait of Elvis on her inner thigh, after removing her skirt and panties the tattooist goes to work when he's finished the woman isn't happy so he does another portrait of Elvis on the other inner thigh, the woman is still not happy and refuses to pay, so tattooist says I'll grab the first person off the street and if they don't recognise Elvis the tattoos are free. A little old lady is walking past the shop so the tattooist asks her to take a look at the tattoos and tell me who they are, the young woman spreads her legs an the little old lady takes a good look, after several minutes she turns to the tattooist and says, I don't know who the twins are but the one in the middle is Keir Starmer.
Saw this and thought of @Zhed46 and his bike towing conundrum. Minimal motoring! It's a great image in so many ways.
I conquered that conundrum, although not as minimalistically as the guy in the photo. I’d love to see what happens when he goes round a corner though, because unless there’s a swivel on that bracket I think he’ll get terrible axle tramp through the bike’s back wheel.
