We have all received some absolute howlers over the years. You know, those people who should know you a lot better who still think you are into Lego and Toblerone. Well, fret not I have the perfect solution What have you got on your “I have been a really, really good boy/girl this year” list ?
A golf ball marker, which was basically like a pair of nutcrackers, adapted to put some letter blocks in and squeezed it against a piece of carbon paper or something similar to put your initials on the ball. Absolutely hideous piece of Mrs GG was very quickly trained that unless it was specifically put it on a list, nothing golf related was to be purchased.
My ex mother in law knew I was into bikes so one Xmas she bought me a one of those books you only seem to get in discount remaindered stock outlets about Harley Davidsons.
Ducati smellies lovely? Smell like something overheating or stinks of petrol! A musk for your Christmas friends and relatives.
