Vapor’s in cars that think I want to smell like a giant strawberry as they exhale there crap out the side window. Same note; car drivers who don’t realise washer nozzles are directional and not for blinding bikers behind them with a flip up helmet…………and breathe.
Kids running around in pubs Kids running around in restaurants Kids running around in hotel bars. People who don’t thank you for holding a door open for them. People who wait until they get to a fast food counter and then look at the menu to decide, they are normally in front of me, you’ve just had 5 minutes queuing! Edit, old retired people food shopping at the weekend, you’ve just had all week to do this, this does my wife’s head in too. Aaaaaaand, relax, aaaaahh.
Those kind and considerate folk who grab a table and place a coat on the opposite seat while their outer half is in the queue for food. Leaving you walking around with a tray of dinner going cold and no where to sit. Wonderful
People who have paid for their petrol, get back in the car and check their hair,phone, etc . JUST PUT YOUR SEATBELT ON AND DRIVE OFF !!!!
People who stand in the narrowest part of a walkway - when a pavement narrows to some obstruction - and someone will stand at the narrowest point to look at their phone. You couldn't have picked a worse place to stand if you tried Or walking past some machine that is doing its noisy machine thing - and someone just stops next to it - I am thinking can we just keep moving please, so we don't have to stand next to this noisy machine
you come to the end of the road, a T junction, one car in front of you is turning right, there is enough room for two cars side-by-side and I am turning left. However, they haven't pulled over enough leaving you to wait for them to make their right hand turn, which takes much longer.
Supermarkets again... Fat people (it's always fat people) who are perfectly capable of walking at normal speed but having passed through the checkout choose to shuffle along the exit aisle to the front door at a snail's pace leaning their bulk on their trolley, completely blocking the way for everyone else. Similarly people (of any size) who suddenly stop in the doorway of a busy public place to think about something or look at their phone.
And what about the lids on those bottles of sanatogen? There I am trying to get the lid off and then my nine year old niece comes over and is like “there you are uncle” and the lid is off in a jiffy. What’s that all about? Someone is going to get hurt.
