Trivial Things People Do That Make You Disproportionately Cross

Bravo, sir.

 

Journalists who can’t spell. It’s court-martialled, not court-marshalled.

 

People who stand up in aeroplanes even before the seat belt signs are off, then twat you with the bags they drag out of the overhead lockers.
One of the best things about the covid debacle was only allowing passengers to stand up and deplane 2 rows at a time.
Everyone got off quicker as well.

 

Fuck me, don’t get a flight to or from Lagos. You’ll go all Incredible Hulk

 

Merkin-isms like "deplane"...
It's disembark. Or, if you wish, alight, or simply get off.

 

‘deplane‘ not if you’ve just landed at Sangster International Airport, Jamaica

 

Didn't Mythbusters test that one?