Van Hierarchy

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by PerryL, Feb 28, 2026.

  1. And don't have kids. If no one had any children for the next 75 years all the planet's man-made problems would be solved. One human being has a vastly greater carbon footprint than one motorcycle. So every time you're thinking about having another child, don't. Buy a motorcycle instead and save the planet.
    I've got no kids but three bikes. Not only can I only ride one at once as @comfysofa rightly points out, but only one of them works. Naturally therefore the logical thing to do is buy a fourth, which is in hand. I'm doing my bit, what about the rest of you?
     
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  2. I like that kind of man maths. I’ve offset my reproductive carbon footprint as a result of having 2 kids by owning 7 motorcycles.
     
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  3. I’ve no kids and 7 motorbikes so that puts me on a level pegging with that twat Greta.
     
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  4. I have two kids but between us all, and partners we have circa 30 bikes so think we have paid it forward :joy:
     
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