Ultimate Anti-pothole Device.

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Bonkers the Dog, Mar 31, 2026 at 5:18 PM.

  1. After much cogitation and research I just bought me one of these puppies.

    It kicks sand in the face of potholes, holds them in contempt, glides over them like an angel and farts in their general direction.

    No more dangerous swerving, fowl cursing, blown springs, ripped low profiles, damaged rims, fucked links or bent arms; or more importantly jarred backs. Just wafting forward motion, serene, smooth and unperturbed.

    Highly recommended.

    So good bye my trusted old Skoda, you shall be missed. Currently for sale if anybody is intersted.


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    #1 Bonkers the Dog, Mar 31, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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  2. Tough looking in an urban kinda way.
    Nice.
     
    #2 Carr01, Mar 31, 2026 at 5:42 PM
  3. Skoobie doobie doo.
     
    #3 Marcoduc, Mar 31, 2026 at 5:45 PM
  4. Wraggy?!
     
    #4 Bonkers the Dog, Mar 31, 2026 at 5:47 PM
  5. Loved my Legacy GTB.
    Very capable vehicles.
     
    #5 Nasher, Mar 31, 2026 at 6:02 PM
  6. I thought you were going to tell us about an App.. bound to be one along soon.
     
    #6 Chris, Mar 31, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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  7. This would probably be better. Just don't tell the Americans we have our own tanks.. Is-3_lesany.jpg
     
    #7 duke63, Mar 31, 2026 at 6:10 PM
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  8. I was going to buy one of these:

    SUB132497 002 30off6s OLV UK ROI

    But SWMBO said, "NO Ya Fanny!" as it was a wee bit excessive; needless to say I was fucking gutted!
     
    #8 Bonkers the Dog, Mar 31, 2026 at 8:10 PM
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