That's the one. Then a year later up pop the dandelions. Which to be fair can push through thick concrete
This lot were a genuine and quite big company (fleet of sign-written vehicles) who do a lot of local authority work. Made me wonder whether there was some moonlighting going on. Why would a well established company like that be willing to trash their reputation with bodge jobs?
Perhaps they were experiencing a cash flow shortage and needed to max out everything to make it to the next round. With a good incentive to the workers, this type of promotion can result in a much needed cash boost to keep the ship afloat.
Stupid women in SUVs who don't know how a mini roundabout works. Then have the temerity to remonstrate with you when you advise them they are wrong through the medium of non verbal signalling. Bet she has a "Love Live Laugh" tattoo
Just stupid women In massively oversized SUV'S was enough, but we have the variety that can't reverse which is in equal measure as hilarious as it is pitiful.
Socks generally that are too short. It seems virtually impossible now to buy a pair of socks that come above the top of your boots, whether they're bike boots, work boots or casuals, without buying a thick and absurdly expensive pair from a countryside lifestyle shop.
Car drivers whose passengers have rat dogs on their laps. You just know that some sort of random driving will be happening shortly
Certain motorcyclists whose bikes have required servicing or repairing since last year, who rock up expecting things to be done now, because the sun is shining. Join the queue Sonny Jim.
People who write in to forums for advice and then abuse those who contribute if it's not what they want to hear.
I have clients like that. They don’t want advice, they want validation of whatever it is they’ve already decided to do/have done or what the bloke down the pub/ChatGPT has told them.
Yeah where were they when it was Beans on toast on a good day and just Beans or toast on the , rest the fckrs. Nearly up there with bad payers who forget they owe you money and wait until the next time they need a task doing.....bunch of Tuesdays.
saying “I’ve got a wood burner so presume your offer includes chopping into logs and stacking them in my woodshed?” usually sees them off.
Parents who buy their kids motorbikes. If you want to re live your childhood through your children then fine, buy a van/trailer and take them to a motorcross track, better still piss off and move to a farm in the middle of nowhere. You may think you’ve got a big garden but when he can’t get out of second gear you definitely fuckin haven’t!