For Sale Two Pence Coin

Discussion in 'Parts, Accessories & Clothing For Sale' started by Wasted Time Lord, Apr 19, 2026.

  1. From 1994. It was in my toolbox - a special tool for undoing Meriden Triumph inspection covers/oil filler caps and so on.

    Two pence plus p&p
     
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  2. Images or this is a nigerian scam
     
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  3. Are you open to offers?
     
  4. I’ll give you 1p for it including postage please.
     
  5. Also good for locking primary gears
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  6. Can you send it me by PayPal, Friends and Family?
     
  7. A bit dangerous posting that….as defacing coins of the Realm is a criminal offence under the Coinage Act (1971)

    In this day and age of unusual sentencing, that’s probably a stripey holiday for you…!
     
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  8. Excellent! I can get my teeth and knee sorted quickly while I'm in rather than waiting for the NHS
     
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  9. 2p pieces seem to be stronger than their European counterparts...:thinkingface:

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  10. Our currency has always been stronger than the euro
     
  11. Bugger. I was round there yesterday and forgot to take a pic.

    Given the clear interest, I'm thinking of putting it in an auction. Bonham's, perhaps. Or Page, Plant and Jones's.
     
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  12. I wouldnt give tuppence for it…
     
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  13. Would you be open to part exchange
     
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  14. Bitcoin maybe?
     
  15. Pieces of eight.

    Pieces of eight.
     
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  16. Reminds me of a story from a few years back…

    A group of young men were out at the night club, one of them, a virgin.
    “Cor, look at that girl there, nice”
    ‘Go dance with her’ said his mate.
    “I dont know how..”
    ‘Simple, pretend you have a ten pence coin on each shoulder, that you are trying to flick off…sort of..ten pence…ten pence..it will do for a start’…
    Ok, off he goes, asks the girl for a dance, its going great. In his head, ten pence…ten pence…
    He comes back.
    ‘Well then’?
    “Its going great, but I am out of moves”..
    ‘Ok, we need to up your game, pretend you have a fifty pence coin on your k*** and you are holding a pound coin between your cheeks(o_O). Its goes like this’ …
    shows movements, shoulder, shoulder, pelvic thrust, pull back…
    “So, its ten pence, ten pence, fifty pence, a pound’?
    ‘Yes, exactly..cant fail..’
    Off he goes, feeling confident.
    The girl is loving it, great dancer, unusual….. but great..thinks, Im shagging this one!


    At the end of the dance she drags him off the floor, out the door and around the back.
    Him, thinking what do I do now. Being a virgin, unsure.
    Anyway, they kiss, cuddle, mess about. Then get intimate
    Finaly the moment has come, full on sex, in his mind…he is still using ten pence, ten pence, fifty pence…a pound as he moves against her.

    Finally, with a scream, she shouts, give it me all!!
    Without a moments hesitation he does, while shouting



    “ONE SVENTY …ONE SEVENTY…ONE SEVENTY” ! o_O
     
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