What’s The First Thing …

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Red899, Jun 12, 2026 at 5:39 PM.

  1. …you'd treat yourself to if you’d just become a trillionaire?

    I’ll start

    Chippy tea
    Some new socks
    Ummm…
     
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  2. Redo patio, path and chilling area in the garden ;)
     
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  3. Bus full of strippers, whilst I worked out my next move.
     
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  4. Ditch my phone & number.
     
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  5. …tell nobody…
     
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  6. Buy a camper van
     
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  7. Ducati Diavel V4 straight away.

    Then after calling the Ducati dealership I would be on the phone to Bering Yachts.

    This Bering 65 is ocean going, steel hull. Sail it from the UK up to Norway, or down to the Med - no Orcas are going to be causing you any trouble :D

    It is owner manageable - you do not need a specialist crew - though you probably have to read the instruction manual a few times :D

    I like the idea of that.

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  8. retire.
     
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  9. i would probably need to buy a shed lode of Viagra and a pacemaker too.
     
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  10. A trillionaire? First I'd probably buy a tricycle, because why the hell not? Then shop around for a volcanic island. Then start assassinating.
     
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  11. A Vincent Black Shadow
     
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  12. After ditching my phone&number i’d give 99% of it away to chariteeeeeeeeee
     
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  13. I’d end world hunger
     
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  14. I’m in the give it all away camp. Buy some inner peace
     
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