What’s The First Thing …

Redo patio, path and chilling area in the garden

 

Bus full of strippers, whilst I worked out my next move.

 

Ditch my phone & number.

 

…tell nobody…

 

Ducati Diavel V4 straight away.

Then after calling the Ducati dealership I would be on the phone to Bering Yachts.

This Bering 65 is ocean going, steel hull. Sail it from the UK up to Norway, or down to the Med - no Orcas are going to be causing you any trouble

It is owner manageable - you do not need a specialist crew - though you probably have to read the instruction manual a few times

I like the idea of that.

 

retire.

 

i would probably need to buy a shed lode of Viagra and a pacemaker too.

 

A trillionaire? First I'd probably buy a tricycle, because why the hell not? Then shop around for a volcanic island. Then start assassinating.