Iphone Air

Trying so hard with this pile of shite iPhone.

Really trying, but be positive. A year ago, this phone would be buried in the overgrown shrubbery, but now I persevere. Will these pictures post? I have no idea.

 

IT HAS BEATEN ME!!!!

Something annoyed me, so I searched "thin Android mobile phone" in Safari on the iPhone and it went berserk! It decided that the only way was Tesco's and so I tried to switch it off, in order to start afresh. No, it would not shut down until I admitted that the only way is Tesco. Not a mobile from Tesco, but start food shopping NOW at Tesco! It would not shut down, so I have left it somewhere outside to enjoy the sunshine!

I am done with it. I am going out later and won't bother take it. I'll take the phone with a physical SIM in it and leave the iPhone to run out of battery. When I can be bothered, I will get on the computer to have a look for thin Android mobile phones, but I might just stick with what I have. I will call O2 in order to get a physical SIM if needed or get the current eSim cancelled or transferred, depending on what I decide to do.

The only thing that is certain is that I am done with Apple. My experience is that they are more difficult to use than Android, with no extra reward.

If I was less than kind, I would say, for the money, they are utter shite!

 

I had to retrieve the piece of shit. There is an app that has got a ticket that I will need. So, I found it it and switched it on. IT WENT FOOKING APE! After stopping and starting many, many times, I got rid of everything to just have the ticket app running. I thought that I would leave it on charge, because I want it charged for Sunday and again it went fooking APE! I have more than 70% battery, so I don't need to be charged! Oh, so SIRI is so fooking clever now that it knows my plans for the forthcoming days, does it? FFS! JUST DO WHAT I TELL YOU TO DO!

I did a search for Android phones with big screens and nothing came up that's better than what I already have. And from what I saw, briefly, it looks like Android is going this AI-I know better than you do pleb, route. I think that this AI shit is a fooking curse. I don't remember saying that I want my life ruled by spotty pre-pubescent fookwits pretending they are God. I must be in the minority though as that is the new way we are going!

 

CAN ANYONE HELP ME?

tHIS UTTER, UTTER PICE OF SHIT PHONE THAT I RESCUSED FROM THE BIN BECAUSE IT HAS A TICKET THAT I NEED, is not only showing the top half of the screen. The phone wants me to put in my PIN and that requires the whole screen.

AANYONE KNOW WHAT I CAN DO???

 

OK NOW I DID NOTHING! Jeez, what rubbish!

 

I had to have the phone handy because I had a Microsoft Teams meeting with my trustee. Apparently, although I have made about £30,000, I can't have any. I have to be patient and wait until the year end before I am afforded that privilege. I can add money, but not withdraw any - YOU NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY BOY!

Good job that I am not in need. What is it with Microsoft Teams? Just before the meeting, I lost my keyboard and internet connection, so I switched to this tablet.

I can't take the Beeza out because it's too hot (51.1c) in the Summerhouse where I am creating this epic -epically boring some may say.

So, I can do Madrid in October, anyway and I'll do Barcelona next Spring.