Carolenash 6 wheel policy

I wouldn't piss on Carole Nash if she were on fire.

 

Nor have I. Funny old world, innit.

 

They were over £200 more on the two policies, but the bike insurance is the cheapest I could find.

 

I got a cheap policy from Carole Nash some years ago. The following year they auto-renewed the policy at more than double the cost. The wankers.

 

The first part of that sentence is absolutely correct. I'm not interested in companies that try to rob me, I simply go elsewhere.

 

Real world alert: all insurers will auto renew given the chance. You have more chance of getting a claim paid fully and quickly with CN than most insurers

 

So don't give them the chance, tell them not to auto-renew when you first take out the policy. Carole Nash caught me out, it was the first time I'd heard of this. They repaid the two payments they'd taken after I finished blasting them down the phone. Then A-quote did the same thing, even though I'd told them not to. They responded by sending me an apology and a pair of paddock stands!

 

I've had to change every year to get the cheapest quote. I always shop around and always ring my current insurer with the prices, but they've never matched them. Until this year. I went with E-bike cos they were cheapest, I changed one of my bikes mid term and they never charged me a penny, then I changed the other one, still no charge. They didn't load my premium when I declared all the modifications either, the only extras were pillion cover and european breakdown, and they weren't dear. So I happily renewed with them.

 

Where's the fun in that..?

 

Fucking pillion cover? What the fuck? if a bike has two seats its included surely? What a fucking joke. Anyone who pays those shit high premiums is a cock sucking arsewipe. END

 

As opposed to an arse sucking cock wipe..

biggest insurance risk is pillion cover. Many companies wont cover

 

Why the fuck have two seats then? Now I know biposto owners are fucking retards, they cant even use the seat and still buy bikes with em. What a weird world we live in. Biposto's YUCK

 

You've clearly got a few surprises coming your way Cranky. Did you know, for instance, that Bennetts (among others) consider tailpacks and tankbags to be a modification? So if you crash while on a weekend jolly you won't be covered. Or that a simple sticker can also be considered a modification that invalidates your policy? I shit you not. That Swiss vignette sticker could cost you a whole stack of cash. How about non-OE tyres? Oh yes; if your bike comes with Pirellis as standard and you change to Michelins - even though the tyres are approved for your bike - you need to tell the insurance company about it otherwise you ain't getting paid.

The motorcycle insurance game in this country is bent as a nine bob note, they will fuck you over any way they can, and it doesn't matter which company you choose, they are all as crooked as each other.

I had a big crash years ago and claimed on the other party's insurance, they sent an investigator to check what was left of my bike over. He said the crash was my fault cos my tyre pressures were incorrect. The fact the front wheel was bent in half and six inches of the rear rim was completely missing went unnoticed to him...