Urgent help needed to post a Fuel tank across to me, anyone live in Nottingham?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Geo7863, Mar 23, 2012.

  1. Hi All

    I bought an 851 tank for a mate across here in CZ, my brother lives in Nottingham which is where the guy selling it lives. My brother agreed to pick it up in person and post it on.. he picked it up but now the lazy twat cant be bothered going to the post office!

    My mate wants to prepare his bike for the race season and now he has been waiting for this tank for nearly two months!

    Anyone in Nottingham who can help? I will of course pay all expenses for said deed and throw a little extra in for your time!

    cheers

    George
     
  2. I live near Nottingham, can I be of any assistance?
     
  3. Yeah....go and hit his brother, steal the tank and send it to the Czech Rep.....George will pay extra if you knock him out.....:wink:

    AL.
     
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  4. No probs I'm up for that :biggrin:

    Hey Mr H, let me know if I can help, I owe you one mate :smile:
     
  5. He will probably pay more if just before knocking him down you will make him understand why.
     
  6. Depending on the size of his brother (I'm 6' and 19st) I may just grab the tank and run :wink:
     
  7. No violence chaps, he cant help being a lazy twat... I myself have a masters degree in Idleness however if someone asks me to do something, which I know that they cannot do themselves for whatever reason then I try and do it ASAP... and it annoys me that I feel like I am bugging him after such a long time waiting...... if he couldnt be asked to post it on why agree to pick it up in the first place! Throbber!!

    Sir Duke if you are willing to drive tio Nottingham, pick up the Tank from the Throbber, find a suitable box and softy softy protective oojimaflips to prevent aforementioned tank being dinged in the post (even if it means purchasing proper courier service type jobbies box and all) then I would be grateful as I feel like I am letting my mate down.... and why on earth do you owe me one? have I done a good deed for thee before Sir?
     
  8. I am 184cm and 87 kg. about 6' 1" and god knows what kilos are in stones.....My throbber of a brother is around the same height... maybe a little fatter than me but soft as shoite!
     
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  9. Er, yeah. You helped me out with a fairing support rod for the full fairing conversion on my 900SS about 18 month ago.

    I have the box my new 900SS tank came in and a bit of bubble wrap so that's sorted.

    PM me the discreet details and consider it done :smile:
     
  10. Cheers mate! when I dig out his address and phone number I send a PM (probably tommorrow just drove home from germany so a bit pooped right now!)and then I will let him know that he doesnt have to drag his fat ass off the sofa to find a post office...and by the way it wouldnt be a good idea to knuckle him... his Mrs might be offended and you dont want to offend her as she is A) a fiery Ulsterwoman and B) a Copper! :tongue:
     
  11. Lets just say, I don't want any trouble. :tongue:
     
  12. Jeasus...a Ulster woman and a copper...I couldn't think of a worser combination.
     
  13. What is Ulster woman?
     
  14. Trust me, you don't want to know!
     
  15. George, if you get stuck I live near Nottingham, am well versed with sending 'stuff' around the world and would be glad to help out. :upyeah:
     
  16. A Fair Maiden from Northern Ireland... when I was a Soldier I didnt know who I was more scared of, Fiery Ulster women or the IRA!
     
  17. Also live near Nottingham & I've just seen this thread. Not been on the site for a few days, been working in the North East.

    All sorted? Happy to be available as 2nd or 3rd substitute.
     
  18. Thanks chaps, I am sending my brother's details to Sirduke, if he has an unforseen early demise due to a freak yachting accident then I will contact one of you substitutes and take up your kind offers also! :upyeah:
     
  19. Lucaz, during the '70s, when the army were on the streets, Ulsterwomen used to come out of their houses and throw p*ss and sh*t over men armed with machine-guns. And they have a voice that will cut through sheet steel.
     
  20. And an extensive vocabulary that would make a porn film director blush!

    Oh and long before I walked on the streets of Ulster we were banned from carrying machine guns in urban centres as they were deemed too aggressive and warlike!

    Only in Bandit country did I see those being lugged around!
     
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