How Do You Refer To Your Bike?

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  1. When entering a conversation about motorbikes,with either a fellow biker or a non biker,i find it very difficult to say i own a Ducati,i usually say i have a sports bike tucked up in the garage,only when pushed do i say i own a Ducati,and i only admit to owning 1,if i told them i had 2 they would think i am a double tosser.
     
    #21 simmytt, Feb 21, 2015
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  2. I just christened mine 2-face as its 50/50 if I make it home without a fault (genuinely running at 50%).

    But to describe the variety, depends on if your talking to a biker or not. Too a non biker "sports bike, head down arse up", to a biker "race bike with MOT".
     
    #22 Cream_Revenge, Feb 21, 2015
  3. Mrs AL refers to 'that thing in the shed'.







    I think she might mean me, though.....
     
    #23 Ghost Rider, Feb 21, 2015
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  4. My naked preciousness
     
    #24 Char, Feb 21, 2015
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  5. Bike he said, not bod :Wideyed:
     
    #25 Exige, Feb 21, 2015
  6. Just like wearing a Polite vest, any man naming a bike other than what the manf did, or a commonly used generalist name like gixer or bimmer should have their license taken away and forced to watch Gladiator and Rocky movies until they become a man again and renounce their lady thoughts
     
    #26 bradders, Feb 21, 2015
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  7. Any biker caught wearing a 'Polite' vest should be publicly flogged for heinous crimes against their fellow bikers.
     
    #27 duke63, Feb 21, 2015
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  8. Mine is refered to as " you fucking c#nt" everytime I leave it for any length of time and forget the optimate.
     
    #28 matt#corse, Feb 21, 2015
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  9. Me Duc is an adventure bike and me Yammy is a street bike.
     
    #29 Mac, Feb 21, 2015
  10. Proserpina.
     
    #30 Mr Bimble, Feb 21, 2015
  11. I call my 998s Veronica or my Italian mistress or my Italian erotica and I call my Speed Triple Trevor
     
    #31 David998s, Feb 21, 2015
  12. "AGO".
     
    #32 Pete1950, Feb 21, 2015
  13. Forgot the "R"?
     
    #33 triari, Feb 21, 2015
  14. Our local South African land lady (pub) had two cats.
    For years we thought there names were Blikkit and Whitkit.
     
    #34 AirCon, Feb 21, 2015
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  15. Oh shit...I'm a triple tosser.
     
    #35 AirCon, Feb 21, 2015
  16. I've two
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    #36 AirCon, Feb 21, 2015
  17. I was asked by a neighbour today if I owned a Porsche, I said "no, I have a big fat motorbike".
     
    #37 Cream_Revenge, Feb 21, 2015
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  18. The TL1000S was called 'the bike'
    The RSV Mille was called 'the bike'
    The ST2 was called 'the bike'
    The SV1000S was called 'the shitter'
    The fuglystrada was called 'you useless steaming piece of fucking crap'
    The SV650S is called 'the bike'
     
    #38 figaro, Feb 22, 2015
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  19. Guess there is a few mega tossers on the forum :Facepalm:
     
    #39 simmytt, Feb 22, 2015
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  20. " it "
     
    #40 TTonup, Feb 22, 2015
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