So....if Chuck Norris Had A Ducati,which One Would It Be ??

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by JenC, May 7, 2015.

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  1. The world has never seen the likes of Chuck Norris before.......and never will again.
    Just what Ducati would the master of the world ride ???
    Try and disregard that awful image of pulling an unintentional wheelie on an XT350 in Deltaforce,as that was in fact his stunt double,as he was having his beard angle-grinded in the make-up caravan at that point.
     
    #1 JenC, May 7, 2015
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  2. Diavel :)
     
    #2 El Toro, May 7, 2015
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  3. [​IMG]

    Go on. Tell Chuck how ugly it is :upyeah:
     
    #3 Loz, May 7, 2015
  4. It's got to be a scrambler :)
     
    #4 Ducbird, May 7, 2015
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  5. 888.jpg
    Do it once, do it right ...
     
    #5 Greyman, May 7, 2015
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  6. I'd be too scared to tell him that....but with his super-mind powers,he would know and swat me like a fly!!
     
    #6 JenC, May 7, 2015
  7. 998S Bostrom. American, cheesey, brash, but actually rather good.
     
    #7 Gilps, May 7, 2015
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  8. Honda cx500 custom....very rare...going up in value!
     
    #8 AirCon, May 7, 2015
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  9. If Chuck sat on a scrambler the scrambler would sprout a beard. Instantly.

    Chuck wouldn't need a key to start a scrambler, he'd threaten to roundhouse kick it so the only option would be for it to start.
     
    #9 "Its_just_a_ride", May 7, 2015
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  10. XV535 maybe?
     
    #10 Loz, May 7, 2015
  11. It's leaning to the left? Shoddy bird table erection! :)
     
    #11 Exige, May 7, 2015
  12. Chuck wouldn't buy a Ducati. The Ducati would beg to be his.
     
    #12 "Its_just_a_ride", May 7, 2015
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  13. Also available at a discounted price.
     
    #13 AirCon, May 7, 2015
  14. Nah Bultaco 350...with a mullet.
     
    #14 AirCon, May 7, 2015
  15. If chuck has a high side, he doesn't get gravel rash, the road gets chuck rash
     
    #15 "Its_just_a_ride", May 7, 2015
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  16. Those very rare Ducati's you mean? :p
     
    #16 El Toro, May 7, 2015
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  17. Chuck doesn't need a steering damper, his bike needs a Chuck damper.
     
    #17 "Its_just_a_ride", May 7, 2015
  18. When Chuck does a stoppie, the seasons change.
     
    #18 Loz, May 7, 2015
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  19. He don't need no wheels...

    demotivational-posters-chuck-norris.jpg
     
    #19 Exige, May 7, 2015
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  20. chuck norris. meh. kick his ass.
     
    #20 finm, May 7, 2015
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