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I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin....
Just remembered the Consul, the Edge, E-350 Super Duty Extended (eek!), Freestyle, Courier, Tracer, Windstar, and of course The Laser....
Throttle Position Sensor. Integrated into the throttle body assembly. I suspect Cranker is suggesting it may need resetting.
Just got back from my mate's funeral. He died after being hit on the head with a tennis ball. It was a lovely service
Popular & Prefect anyone?
Yes. :upyeah: Not forgetting Hannu Mikkola & Stig Blomqvist. Stig was reported to have amazed the Audi bosses by being the first person to use...
I was explaining to the mother in law that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said, "I would like...
Fond memories of the Audi Quattro Group B rally cars - mental & spectacular. :eek:
The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death.
The mother in law has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.
A Retired Person's Story Yesterday I was at my local Sainsbury's store buying a large bag of Winalot dog food for my loyal pet and was in the...
New iPhone The new iPhone 5 will be on sale soon... I've checked with Apple. The shop said there is a two year waiting list and I was number...
A new sales assistant was hired at a large department store. On his first day, the manager took him around to show him the ropes. They were...
Q: What's the difference between a dog and a fox? A: About 8 pints
Must be because you're worth it! :upyeah: For some reason, helmet hair becomes less of an issue with each passing year.......
ookoff Another old favourite: Notes from an inexperienced Chili taster named FRANK, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast: "Recently I was...
I'm a big fan of hot chillis. Experience has taught me to wear my specs rather than contact lenses when I'm enjoying a hot one! Chilli Cookoff...
A woman has a dog who snores in his sleep and keeps her and her husband awake at night. She goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells...
One hot July day a couple found this old straggly cat at their door. She was a sorry site. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair...
That is a great photo of Leon Haslam. A good example of reading the track/road ahead.
