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Hope this young man's efforts lead to employment: Graduate
The GT1000 is a smashing bike IMHO (I'm biased!!). Lots of potential for modification (and spending money). Mine has: Termi kit (inc ECU &...
My wife asked me to show her my feminine side. So I went outside & spent an hour trying to park the car.
A woman baked two cakes to sell at the village fete. One was priced at £5 and the other at £10. When asked what the £10 cake was, the woman...
Some politicians may not be too concerned about the perception of support for renewable energy: George Osborne accused of secret war on PM's...
Getting old brings the benefit that my secrets are safe with my friends. They can't remember them either.
Two old ladies were talking at bingo. One asked, "Did you come on the bus?" The other replied, "Yes, but I made it look like an asthma attack."
A company has started selling a vibrator that responds to a woman's vocal commands. These include, slower, harder & faster. Women say it's not...
Hi Paul, You may be interested to take a look at the Sport Classic section on this forum & then at the Sport Classic section on the Ducati.ms...
You know you are getting old when you are watching porn & you think, "That bed looks comfy."
Suggestion to David Cameron to increase his popularity: Take your top lip & make it touch your lower lip. Now keep them like that - for ever!
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Nice. Are these the same products being marketed in the US via the Ducati.ms site?
My favourite: James Naughtie introduces Jeremy Hunt BBC Radio 4 - YouTube Any others? Happy New Year all :smile:
Employee Review Employee Review: John Watts,the chief executive of a company,asked his manager to write a detailed employment review describing...
Notes for the Milkman Provided by a friend who is the son of a retired milkman: Dear milkman: I've just had a baby, please leave another one....
Is this a euphemism for something? :eek:
Q. How can you tell when your girlfriend is getting fat? A. When she can fit into your wife's clothes?
Q. Did you hear about the dyslexic man who went out to buy maps? A. He came back with a tin of spam.
I was on the M25 dying for a pee so I said to Siri, "Find me the nearest toilet" 30 minutes later, I was in Brixton.