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The Queen must be a pussy magnet. Here she is surrounded by cunts: [ATTACH]
IKEA meatballs contain horse DNA... There's a joke in there somewhere, you'll have to assemble it yourselves.
Does Jeanette Krankie have a twin?
Someone has stolen the mother in law's knickers from her washing line. The good news is we found the 24 clothes pegs she used to hang them up.....
There's no need for women to behave the way they do on their period. It's an ovary action.
“Well, Paddy,” said the doctor. “I can’t quite diagnose your case. I think it must be the drink.” “Sure, that’s all right, doctor,” said Paddy....
My mate just said, "What's your favourite mythical creature?" I said, "Those happy women in Tampax adverts."
My mate's wife caught him with his willy in the biscuit tin. She's divorcing him on the grounds that he's f*cking crackers.
A backward poet writes inverse.
Q. Why did God create yeast infections? A. So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cu*t once in a while too.
Q. What's grey and comes in gallons? A. An elephant.
My doctor told me to watch what I eat..............so I've got Channel 4 racing on.
Apparently Tesco have found a problem with their veggie burgers as well... they found traces of Uni-Quorn.
The wife just sent me a text. "Windows froze" I text back. "Put some de-icer on it." She's just texted back. "Laptop's f*cked now, Dick Head!"
I just heard that the Life of Pie got best director. Due to her presence at the oscars, naturally I assumed it was a biopic about Adele.
Q. What happens when a brothel catches fire? A. Some come out running and some run out coming!
Told the wife I was gonna build a car out of spaghettti. She said, "Don't be so damned stupid and grow up!" You should have seen her face when I...
As Good Friday is getting ever closer, I think it's time for us to remember that poor long haired man who died on the end of the cross. Happy...
Did you hear about the diner that promotes safe sex? They write the bill on a condom. That way you can wine and dine your date, and stick her...
