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I dont trust the police any more. They put two bobbies on the front door of No.10, and that cunt of a Prime Minister still gets out every day.
BREAKING NEWS: Scotland's Andy Murray loses the first two sets, but Britain's Andy Murray comes back to win the following three sets.
And his colleague was Pastor Kidneys!
Nicole Scherzinger & Lewis Hamilton split up after five years together' Not the first relationship to end so soon after a burst rubber.....
Sorry! When did you post it? This is a long thread & a few of mine have been repeated by others...:wink:
Just a couple of thoughts: Might be worth changing the title of your advert. The Paul Smart & the GT1000 are different models within the Sport...
Confucius says, "Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient."
"Thou shalt not commit adultery." Ok God, remind me. How did the Virgin Mary become pregnant???
I find the X factor very educating. Whenever it's on, I leave the room and read a book.
Went to a stag-do last night. Got pissed & shagged a really fit 20-something bird. Ended up stripped naked and tied to a lamp-post in the High...
Never mind the plate in his collarbone, his gonads must also be made of titanium. Respect.
The French military have developed a combat chicken. The first thing they did was make a run for it
I met a girl with a plasticine fanny last week. I haven't shagged her yet but I've made an impression.
Fat girls are like curry. Strangely attractive when you're pissed, then dumped first thing the next morning.
I asked my mate's young son what he wants for Christmas this year. He said, "Some clothes for all those poor ladies on Daddy's computer."
Update from MCN. Lorenzo is recovering post op in Spain, one titanium plate & 8 screws later: Jorge Lorenzo completes successful collarbone...
Supermarkets are running out of sandwiches, fruits and desserts. Apparently because dyslexics are picnic buying.
My wife left me 'cos I had a barney with my secretary. Now I'm stuck with my secretary. And our son, Barney.
The BBC web site says he hopes to return for the next race, but he won't be at Assen: BBC Sport - Jorge Lorenzo breaks collarbone in high-speed...
The daughter of a cabinet minister is walking home with her mum: "Mummy, I know how you get babies." "Oh really? How's that then?" "Well mummy...
