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My mate has just been sacked from his job on local hospital radio. Apparently, playing "Do They Know it's Christmas" on repeat is not appropriate...
How many legs do you have, or are you riding side saddle? :wink:
In an attempt to increase the appeal of the Queen's Christmas message, this year's broadcast will be renamed: 'The One Show'......
Apparently, masturbating in a bath can save you up to £300 a year on toilet rolls and socks. Last year it cost my mate £16,800, and his job in...
19 Irishmen walked into a cinema & the ticket sales girl asked, "Why are there so many of you?" Paddy replied, "Because the film says 18 and over..."
Q. What is the world's best Christmas present? A. A broken drum - you just can't beat it.
Q. What smells worse than a whaling ship? A. The Greenpeace ship following it.
You are Iain Duncan Smith, & I claim the £53 you were going to live on this week!! :biggrin:
We had similar with the cat so we fed it to the carpet cleaner, I think he is from Korea.....
My mate appeared in court this morning after he was caught stealing an advent calendar. He got 25 days...
I walked into the car showroom and said, "I want to buy a compact Vauxhall." The salesman said, "A little Corsa?" I said, "Ok ya cunt, I want...
I pulled a bad tempered fat bird at the office Christmas party this year. I work from home.
Sad news from the Nestle factory where a worker has been seriously injured when a pallet of white chocolate fell 50 feet & crushed him. He tried...
Congratulations to Theo Walcott whose girlfriend has announced she is expecting a baby. It would have been sooner but apart from an occasional...
Started the holidays in style last night with a piss up & a punch up. Apparently I may not be welcome at the kid's school nativity play next year...
How to discover all your flaws in less than a minute: Just ask your wife if she has gained weight....
Q. What do you call a ginger prostitute? A. Orange pay as you go.
Q. How many ginger people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None. They prefer to sit in the dark.
Robin van Persie, also known as 'The human tampon'. In for one week, out for a month.
One of my neighbours has an uncanny resemblance to David Cameron. He's a c*nt.
