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Sport Classics were available as: Sport 1000 (available as s, Monoposto & Biposto), Paul Smart 1000 & GT1000. The GT1000 was also available...
'Take your teeth out' by Abba: [MEDIA]
The first woman on the Moon: Woman: "Houston, we have a problem." Houston: "What is it?" Woman: "Nothing." Houston: "No, come on -...
Here's hoping they never find life on another planet. Because if they do, our fecking government will find more British firms to sell to them so...
One of my school mates became a bush doctor. Or a gynaecologist, as he prefers to be known.
Our village fete was quarantined at the weekend after an outbreak of tombola...
Good luck with the sale. Just wondered if you had seen this before setting your asking price? Dealer bike, 728 miles on the clock - £14,999:...
My mate said his wife's pussy reminds him of a peach. I asked, "Is that because it is pink & juicy?" He replied, "No, it's because it's...
The BBC is the DFS of sex abuse: Abuse now, pay 30 years later...
Q. What's black, white and brown, and writhes around on the floor? A. A nun with a monk on.
The wife says I have a short attention spanners are great aren't they?
I was wondering if people find me self centered, but I think it's just me...
One of my colleagues is retiring after 38 years service without taking any sick leave. Management have described him as 'dedicated'. Everyone...
My wife ticks all the boxes. So I'm going to hide her postal vote ballot paper at next year's election.
I asked my mate, "Did you say your grandfather was killed by a Zulu?" He replied, "Yes, he was having a shit in the bogs at Whipsnade when the...
I've done a bit of latin in my time......but I can control it.
Q. Will glass coffins ever catch on? A. Remains to be seen..
My mate has started eating yeast & shoe polish. Every morning he rises & shines.
At a recent sex offenders convention, a Radio One Roadshow suddenly broke out.
My mate rang last night to say his girlfriend wouldn't be joining us in the pub as she had a puncture. Shame, I had hoped he'd finally managed...