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Welcome Old-Git/Nick. Which part of the East Midlands are you headed for?
The wife had the temerity to accuse me of not listening to her. Oh, and some claptrap about not being attentive to her knees..
The wife texted me saying: "CAN YOU PICK ME UP IN TOWN? x" I replied: "Yes, and there's no need to shout." Her answer: "Sorry, there was a bus...
It's a broad church in here. All welcome! :upyeah:
Wishing you a full & speedy recovery.
Came over a few times with work some years back. Spent more time in the ROI, but had a great time in NI. Gave a few lectures in...
Whereabouts in N.I. are you Idrinkbeer (so do I)? Haven't been over for more than 10 years, what is the cost of living (and property prices) like?
Watermelons contain 50% water, the clue is in the name. I don't eat kumquat....
My mate asked his wife to say something that would make him both happy & sad. So she said, "You have a bigger dick than your brother."
On the bright side, selfie sticks can also act as lightning conductors: [ATTACH]
As we get older, the wife likes to run her fingers through my hair. Sometimes she even remembers to give it back to me when she's done..
Nature is so cruel. How come our brains can tell us where to place our hands to catch a cricket ball travelling at 98mph, yet they won't tell us...
Rumours are emerging that Sepp Blatter is taking up professional tennis. His serve is nothing special, but his backhanders are out of this...
My poor knowledge of Ancient Greek mythology has always been my achilles elbow.
Always a good idea to keep the standard parts if you change the exhaust & ECU. :upyeah:
My GT1000 has the Termi kit with the DP ECU & modded airbox lid. Set up (without baffles) by Neil at Cornerspeed it runs brilliantly & sounds...
Why not have a word with Neil at Cornerspeed? He really knows his stuff & I find he will discuss what needs doing according to mileage/time....
Last weekend the wife reversed her car into a car boot sale & sold the engine...
The wife says we've been married so long we're on our 3rd bottle of Tabasco.
An elderly man driving erratically was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night. The man...
