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Very sad. All over the TV, radio and internet too fin. Newspapers aren't the only bearers of bad tidings.
Richmond.
It only hurts if you trap your fingers between the bricks.
Almost certainly .... Not!
Same thing. I'm in West London too.
I married a Welsh woman - but apparently that didn't give me the same rights for some reason!
He lives in Ealing though - unless I'm mixing him up with someone else. @chizel?
And I probably spend less on wine than you spend on roll-ups and pies.
Someone has to pay the taxes that keep the benefits flowing - and wine is cheaper by the case. Think of it as Costco for rich cnuts.
Rumbled!
You will be.
Break out the emergency beer/prosecco/wine/vodka/whisky/gin/meths supply. On the other hand I don't think I live far from you and a case of wine...
But we get to play with the traffic and surprise cars that are dawdling along in 50mph average speed limit sections of the motorway equipped with...
Yes ... T'was good. But not as good as me ignoring it to issue my own insult!
Hang on. Let me get my crowbar (to separate the men from the boys).
Get the bus like you usually do!
Must be the Scottish(man) in you!
Tell you what @Exige, you come up with something more enlightening. I'll have to put a realistic time limit on your efforts though. Forty years...
I like @finm too - that would never stop me ripping the piss though. As the aphorism goes: men socialise by insulting each other - but they...
That's cruel. You shouldn't you feel just a little bit ashamed?