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My mate's poultry dating agency has gone bust. He just couldn't make hens meet.
I knew it was time to put new batteries in his hearing aid when Grandad walked into the room with his tackle out, smothered in boot polish. I had...
Dog may be man's best friend, but just try getting one to pick you up at the airport.
A Catholic, a Baptist and a Mormon are bragging about the size of their families. "I have four boys, and my wife is expecting another," says the...
The wife said she dreamt she was walking on a sandy beach last night. Now I understand the footprints in the cat litter this morning.
My mate said an onion is the only food that can make you cry. So I threw a coconut in his face to prove him wrong.
Not ridden the XDiavel, but the standard Diavel is quite sensitive to tyre pressures. Make sure they are set correctly & be prepared to tweak the...
Q. How do you spot an inquisitive Irishman? A. He climbs over a glass wall to see what's on the other side.
Did you hear about the American Blonde? She put 2 quarters in her ears & thought she was listening to 50 Cents.
I'm not saying the mother in law is fat, but I took a photo of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either.
Two guys show up in Heaven at the same time. The first guy says he froze to death, and the second guy tells him that he died of a heart attack....
While examining the the body of Mr. Schwartz, a mortician notices that Schwartz has the largest penis he has ever seen. "I'm sorry, Mr....
The inventor Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven. At the gates St. Peter told Arthur, "Since...
Royal babies can be tricky to deliver. Something to do with the silver spoon thing....
A bride to be went to church a week before her wedding to confess her sins to the priest. "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned." "Tell all of...
Q. What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? A. Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.
Q. What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer? A. They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.
Does that mean you have to get married if you buy a new Ducati?
After her friend split with her cheating husband, my wife asked her: "What's the difference between a divorce and a circumcision?" Her friend...
