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When you go near the seafront and particularly the piers, be careful near pier 39, there are a lot of very big seals sunbathing on floating...
Only trouble is, at the end of every lap, the v4 has a completly new recall everytime :D
Just saying...
Well, there is a story to that. My name is poon tang and I live in Thailand and one day I was travelling down a local road with my son, wife and...
I would go off the reservation and try something different. Have a price in mind, then a little bit on top so you can negotiate back down to your...
Yeah yeah, lizard down my bra honest, you sure she didn't just want to get her wakkas out, felt a bit teenager so went for it and just at that...
I scan my receipts of expensive stuff into the pc then into an external drive. I have had Rukka many many moons ago when they were the only one...
Find a virgin and use her tears
Ducati forum turning upto jens partayyy [MEDIA] 1 hour after chiz turns up [MEDIA]
There's a wasp in mi kitchen what I a gunna do ?
[IMG] This one ?......The rain cover should have been the hint as to his future riding skills :D
I saw it once, looked like compressed helmet cheese, robbo told me what helmet cheese compressed looks like, he said it looked like tofu
Girlfriend as in Oprah has a real husband?
You're a vegan aren't you :D
Veggin on the couch and on tv an advert for Richmond sausages comes on and their new range of CHICKEN sausages, wtf??? Who wants to eat chicken in...
Blinking heck, with that mileage on one of those, I bet the owner and the service department manager got to know each other so well they probably...
A seagull tried getting in my jacket once at 110mph, fractured my Humerus which I didn't find very funny but at least it wasn't a wasp, they are c*nts
You have to have very supple wrists to do that
Welcome Dave, another fugly owner, well done sir. Not much to worry about on that one, two things I can reccommend, try and get a sidestand from...
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