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Heard a Doctor on TV say to get through the boredom of self isolation we should finish things we start and thus have more calm in our lives. So...
If you receive an email with the subject "Ding Dong", don't open it. It's the Jehovah's Witnesses temporarily working from home.
There’s not much food left on the shelves so today I just bought what I could get my hands on, and I’ve tried crab paste for the very first time....
And another used car salesman description (shouty shouty) - the seat colour was chosen by a blind flowerseller...
My uncle used to say " As one door closes, another opens" He was a nice guy but a terrible cabinet-maker.
My grandad died five years ago today. I'll never forget his last words - "Watch out Ron, that gun's loaded"
I was cleaning out my grandfathers home last friday after the old guy passed away at 90 the previous week. In one of his old overcoat pockets I...
is it stolen ?
The Police came knocking for me tonight. I had to tell them to come back in 14 days when I'm out of quarantine.
"My Dad once bought a car off the Krays" "What reg?" "No, it was Ronnie"
I've just finished speaking on the phone to Bill Withers. I told him "Ain't no sunshine when she's gone" was terrible grammar. He said "I know,...
The company I work for has told me to work from home. Today, I've eaten thirteen times, had five naps, walked the dog four times, and it's still...
Got bored self-excluding, so I've just finished putting an alcoholic drink in every room in my house. Tonight I'm calling it my "isolated pub crawl"
Had some big hits too [IMG]
I blame it on my Grandad. I once asked him how he'd lived so long - he was well past 80 at the time. He smiled and said "Well Ron, the secret is...
After the honeymoon, the new wife tells her husband, “I think it’s time for you to stop playing golf. In fact, you might as well sell all of your...
Today is the tenth anniversary of losing my Grandad. I remember waving him goodbye as he walked into that maze.
I realised my parents favoured my twin brother today, when they asked me to blow up balloons for his surprise birthday party.
thought you'd never ask..... [IMG]
It's been three years since I had my left eye done (today was my right) and boy have things moved on - then you were given three lots of eye-drops...
