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We’ve been to our grandson’s 7th birthday party. It was lovely :)
I’ve just watched it too. Come up on your bike and I’ll show you some great roads around here :) ps. I’m about 1 mile from the cemetery
I’m still lazing in bed as the weather is crap and I had a less than good nights sleep. I’ll have to get up in a bit though as I have a 7yo’s...
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My neighbour was rushed into hospital with a golf ball up his backside… The Doctor said it's gone up a fairway!
I went to hospital yesterday to have an operation and there was a sign in the car park saying 'Thieves operate here'. Personally I prefer...
I asked to switch seats on my flight because of the screaming baby… Apparently, you can't if the baby is yours!
I just saw a man going up a hill with a trolley full of horseshoes and rabbit's feet... I thought, 'Well he's pushing his luck!'
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Johnny gave his teacher a blank piece of paper. Teacher: What is this? Johnny: It's a drawing of a cow eating grass. Teacher: (looked at the...
I've been banned from the Secret Cooking Society... I kept spilling the beans!
The door in my new flat works by voice recognition, but only when I sing. Got home the other night and the bloody thing didn't open. I then...
I invented the relay baton. Pass it on!
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