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My mother phoned me today to ask "How many Candy Crush levels are there Ron - _ I've been playing since 2013?"
I asked the bus driver this morning " Excuse me mate - how long will the next bus be?" "Same length as this one" he replied
I scored a course record 63 at the local Municipal golf course today. Then they asked be to leave before I even got a chance to drive the second...
£839 on Fleabay, as they were offering a 15% discount up to £60 max...
So we're currently having the living room completely replastered as the ceiling was artexed, and the wife decided it had to go. We're into the...
I've decided today that I'm shopping anywhere but ASDA if this scary-looking fecker shops there..... [IMG]
Today, I've decided on my Halloween strategy.... [IMG]
Usain Bolt goes to join a very posh golf club The male receptionist looks him up and down and says "I'm sorry Sir - we don't like tracksuits...
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Keep stoic and believe, Al :upyeah::upyeah::upyeah:
Father Crilly [IMG] Or was it "Curley" ......
I got a leaflet through the letterbox this morning "Are you an Alcoholic ? - If so, ring this number" I rang it and got through to the local...
That reminds me - not long off Winter..... [MEDIA]
I used to sell Burglar Alarms door to door and I became pretty good at it. If no-one was in, I used to leave a Brochure on the kitchen table
The wife's just told me "Tomorrow is Friday and the Cleaning Lady will be here - make sure you clean the house up before you come to bed"
My neighbour is still pretty annoyed at me for attending his mother's funeral today inappropriately dressed ( all because I didn't read the dress...
That David Lindley can't half bang out a tune..... [MEDIA]
