Right my non biking buddies have been fekkin useless with ideas. (Fly her to Paris, trip on the Orient Express, spa weekend somewhere abroad...) so over to you lot. The scenario is this: We were supposed to be going away next week for a few days but circumstances changed that & we can’t go away at the moment. Big expense coming up later this year so we’ve now agreed not to spend any (much) money. Already have a few friends turning up for pub drinks & I’ll shove a few quid behind the bar but it all seems a bit weak. Relying on the likes of @Ducbird & others of the gentle persuasion for some sage advice as a track day or a signed Marquez print won’t work.
You're from Solihull then? I was going to say spend a night in a quality local romantic hotel (and renew your nuptials) but if you're in Solihull, basically, you're fucked
Rent a cabin with a jacuzzi and spend the rest on a male escort. Her reward for 25yrs hard slog Note part one was genuine suggestion, up to you with part two Second note, I’m in similar situation, also 25yrs this year but she’s 50 too!
Does she appreciate how you met or your first break away or where you proposed to her? If so you could take her away to those places and make a weekend of it. If it was in the kfc toilets you might have trouble lasting a full weekend.
A long weekend in a luxury Spa, being wined, dined and pampered... Get the missus a new Hoover. Both sorted.
Depends how much she hates you and you hate her you could renew your vows with a few close friends and family adult only hotels ( I don't think they are for swingers ) might give some good ideas https://www.warnerleisurehotels.co.uk/breaks
You could do what i did - I had to cancel the planned week in Ireland and leave her at home and fly to China for work... But in all seriousness... We were supposed to be going away next week for a few days but circumstances changed that & we can’t go away at the moment. Big expense coming up later this year it sounds like she may be expecting... so buy her a suitable gift... Or if all else fails some Jewellery and a nice meal out....
The title made sense, I thought you were looking for a way out, but you are actually trying to be nice? weirdo! just buy her a £5 bunch of flowers from asda and a jumbo sized box of malteasers, no one can eat the whole box so you are in for some, win win. I just a couple of weeks ago forgot our 21st, she thought I was joking when she presented me with my pressies and I said I had forgot, nope I wasn't joking lol, I'm a keeper
I just a couple of weeks ago forgot our 21st, she thought I was joking when she presented me with my pressies and I said I had forgot, nope I wasn't joking lol, I'm a keeper[/QUOTE] I'm a keeper too.....
Either: Buy her a large pair of gloves & tell her she's a keeper. Or: Give her a lump of coal & tell her it may turn into a diamond if she sits on it long enough...
