Blatantly stolen from another site... My missus bought a paperback In Asda…… Saturday, I had a look inside the bag T’was "Fifty Shades of Grey" Well I just left her to it, see, And went off up to bed An hour later, she appeared Oh the sight filled me with dread! In her hand she held a rope The other, held a whip! She brandished them around a bit And then began to strip…. Well forty years or so, ago, I might have had a peek But Doris hasn’t weathered well She’s sixty-eight next week. Watching Doris bump and grind Couldn’t be much grimmer… And things progressed from bad to worse She toppled off her Zimmer ! She struggled back up to her feet, A good half hour later, Put her teeth back in and said That I must dominate her !!! Now if you knew our Doris, see, You’d know just why I cringed. I’d been two months in traction, cos My hips and knees unhinged. She stood there nude. All naked, like, Bent forward quite a bit…. and Jumping back in fright I went And stood on her left tit. Doris screamed, her teeth shot out, My word. What HAD I done ? She moaned and groaned then shouted out "Step on the OTHER one !!!" Well reader, I can tell no more About what occurred that day. Suffice to say, my dark brown hair, Turned fifty shades of grey. :biggrin:
