Mass hysteria. Caution avoid all and everything Chinese, otherwise you will die. So don't open any parcels, use your PC or phone, take all your clothes off and burn them. Don't eat bats or snakes. Don't go out anywhere. Wear hazmat suits at all time. Blame the government. Blame Brexit. Do not order takeaways, especially number 39 (F knows what that is......like most Chinese food I guess) One flu over the cuckoo's nest (well, don't eat birds' nest soup or cuckoos, then). We're all doomed, don't panic, don't panic!