Absolutely Honking 1199

It's fine, the exhaust is tensioning it quite nicely

 

Holy faaark!

 

Nothing wrong with that, there's a good 6" more stretch in it before it hits the floor. There are some right Ducati prima donnas on here at times.

Next you'll be moaning about the almost empty brake reservoir pot. He's just helping the environment.

 

And at least he's using it unlike most of you fekkers

C'mon Rob, let take a ride to the pub.............geeze

 

When I first got a bike many moons ago I wasn't aware of bike maintenance. I was on my way back from a tremendous 2000 miles around scotland and my mate asked 'should your chain look like that?' pointing to something not too far off the one pictured. We rode gingerly to a local garage in Dumfries where everyone had a good laugh at my expense while also teaching me everything I should probably have learned by that time already.

Thing is, if you buy a used bike and aren't surrounded by bike folk it's easily overlooked... I could name every sign in the highway code but knew nothing of chain stretch!!!!

 

Good idea, do you know any good roads with plenty of grime and salt on them Hexie?

 

Yip, on them every day as well you know - I often see you going the other way remember

 

will be on evil bay next, telling us that it is low mileage, never seen any rain and in mint condition lol

 

looks like my aprilia af1 50 at 6 months old, chain finally came off and went through the crankcase, aprilia put a whole new engine in under warranty. im sure ducati would do the same

 

Ah wise up ffs, I know its winter, but look at that tyre

 

Its bordering on criminal. Pains me to look at it but I can't help but stare

 

if @AirCon sat on it, the slack would take up ok...

 

too tall...

 

What’s that on the truck