Came out with this today and my Kids laughed their socks off .......... Paddy O' Doors.. any more......
Arhedis Vaarkenjaab and Aywelbe Fayed. Arjevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie. Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Krost Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet. Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted. Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee. Heywood Jerblomie. Emma Roids. Neil Down and Alf Huckett. And a ton of Bart Simpson ones.
Also, Ramitin Bawdeep and Gandeep Undawata And the old favourites , Hugh Jarse, Norma Snockers and my favourite, because it is a real name and someone I knew ......Wait for it .......Willie Boyle.... I thenku...
It is a little known fact that the 1960's crooner Connie Francis married the founder of AER Lingus, but refused to change her name for the sake of her career.
Terry Wogan used to have two regulars that wrote in to his breakfast show; Ruolph Hucker and Mick Sterbs
We kept a book of patient names that made us smile at one hospital where I worked. The first name in the book was the mother of one of my colleagues, her name was Minnie Morris. Other names included: Edna Bouquet Terry Leen Heidi Beer Mike Hunt (yes, I heard a nurse shout the fabled, "Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?") We also had a joker who used to 'fabricate' blood samples by filling empty sample bottles with quality control blood. He then labelled the joke samples with names such as: Anna Notherthing Likmat Wat Sukhma Root He doesn't do that anymore (foiled by modern technology), but he's still working & he rides a 1978 Suzuki TS250 in his spare time.
There was the funny / distasteful US broadcast TV prank re the Asiana Crash pilots names in San Fransisco: